We're Going to Be Abducted!

So I was reading the fine print on our print out for our Hostel accommodation in Dublin and it says,

"All guests staying in Kinlay House are required to enjoy themselves.  Failure to do so will result in abduction by resident leprechauns who will sentence you to a life of watching 'Darby O'Gill and the Little People'."

Awesome!  Well, tomorrow at noon, we will be off to go see Ireland!